For the people outside of the US, this week marked another landmark in why politicians are corrupt and/or stupid over here, with the official declaration that Pizza is in fact a vegetable, and so can be sold/fed freely to school kids as part of their school lunch.

I love pizza just as much as the next person, but even I know I can’t grow a pizza in my back garden - I once left a slice out there for months and it didn’t do anything apart from get nibbled on by the squirrels. Maybe if the pizza companies sell me a pizza tree? Or a pizza bush? I could go for that, and would then fully support the pizza as a vegetable campaign. Until then, I’m taking a stand. 

(Source: behindthegossip)