(323): You got in a fight last night? (818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom…he was standing there and I notice he’s got the same shirt as me on so I’m like…dude you should have called me, we look like idiots…he didn’t say anything…so i got pissed and hit him…completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward…weird dude, never saw him again that night or since. (323): Um…Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
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A new classic from my current fave source of entertainment |
